TONIGHT @ IOGELS
Moscow's Hottest Club 1806
Get ready YOUNG PEOPLE for the biggest night of the year: the alcopops are flowing, the beats are gnarlier than Napoleon, and the dance moves are completely diplomat! Yes it's SINGLES NIGHT at IOGELS.
Don't miss out, book your tickets now.
GUEST LIST ONLY. ALCOPOP FOUNTAIN. DANCE COMP.
We've had some good times over the last 64 episodes haven't we? We've laughed, we've loved, we've danced the Cooper. Absolutely, there was a small amount of horrifying war, and just a touch of mindless violence. But overall, it's been a lot of fun.
But as the saying goes, sometimes life gives you pineapples, and sometimes life drops hundreds of huge, sad, pineapples on you from a great height and if they hit you you'll feel incredibly sad and in pain.
This week is the 2nd kind of week, so as the sad pineapples rain down around us let's find strength in the thought that at least we've got each other. No matter how many pineapples Tolstoy throws at us from the sky, we're reading the book together.
Shy Moscovite Pierre (Hugh Grant) meets Moscovian Hélène (Andie MacDowell) at their own wedding and enjoys several months of marriage to her.
The next time they meet, at their own house, Hélène is accompanied by a poor but amusing lover Dolokhov (Corin Redgrave), leaving Pierre heartbroken.
Never mind, with the bald hills on the horizon, there's still time for him to win the love of his local sweetheart using anger, money, and shouting.
This hugely popular comedy established Hugh Grant as Hollywood's favourite bumbling Russian and garnered Oscar nominations for Best Picture.
The party continues!
As guests greedily sup turtle soup and toast every single person in Russia a storm is brewing...
Not a literal storm, like a storm, but an internal storm.
What happens when a massive man with long sad hair and giant healthy red hands is pushed to his limits? Will he explode like a large massive bomb; or will he just sit there looking all sad and red?
Retribution is coming.
You are cordially invited to an evening of fine dining, amusements, and powerful dancing at The English Club.
In attendance will be one SPECIAL GUEST plus Russia's oldest and wealthiest men, and of course me, the sauciest boy in town Count 'Sauce guy' Rostov. Truly it is not to be missed.
Over 18 delightful courses we will travel the culinary world, consuming everything from chicken chins to sterlet shins. The official sauce of the party is 'mayonnaise' so please dress appropriately.
I look forward to your reply from the bottom of my sauce pot.
Saucey saucey Count Rostov
Say goodbye to Season 3 because it's time for Season 4!
The war is having a well deserved holiday. It's tired from all the retreating and endless bouts of foggy mist and misty misty fog.
Even though we're far from the front lines of the actual war there is still a war... but this war is a war between rigid social norms and being honest to your feelings.
In a literal sense it's also a war between 'you' and 'thou' and may I say now that we have never been more confused by anything so far in the book.
Thankfully Vera and her army of mouth spiders are on hand to sort it all out.
It feels good to be back.
It's that wonderful time of the season... QUIZ TIME!
What can you remember from book 3 of War and Peace? It's time to don your finest velvet reading cape, pour a large glass of steaming hot beef tea and retreat deep inside your memory shed.
We've got questions about mailboxes, fog, the 1971 film Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory and of course some questions about book 3 of War and Peace: quotes, motivations, sayings and more!
There's even a surprise listener question.
There really is only one word left to say...
0 - 4 = Darren 3
5 - 13 = Darren 2
14 - 25 = Darren 1 (AKA The BEST Darren!)
It's the early 19th century and a handsome single chap with loads of dosh has moved in just round the corner. There's only thing to do: gossip.
Dust off your reading cape, iron your finest party hat and check the tires on your chaise because we're going to a party!
Who will do the most backflips? Which daughter will be the best at potentially being married? Who will put the evil Mr Darcy in his place?
There's only one way to find out...
We wanted it to be on. We waited for it to be on. Now it's actually on, and it might be better if it was off.
Can we change our minds?
Last week we were left desperately hanging from the literary cliff, and this week we're boldly letting go. Join us as we descend through the soup-thick fog in search of answers… Who is dead? Who is alive? Have we completely lost? Did Daddy ever make it to Disneyland? And most importantly of all - what happened to that small pond mentioned briefly several weeks ago?
We'll be answering some, all, or none of these questions this week. Don't miss it.
We'll be back with Book 4 on September 2nd, between now and then though we'll of course have a couple of special episodes for you:
August 12th - New book special
August 26th - Book 3 Catch-up Quiz
Have a great few weeks & we'll see you then! xx
Where once there was fog, or maybe dense mist, but probably definitely fog, now there lies smoke.
Like an incredibly dense super-fog, the smoke hides all it touches...
Has the averagely tall Napoleon's dastardly plan paid off? Is everyone dead? Will the Russians find their way out of this hyper-fog-mist-smoke-hybrid?
We'd be lying if we said it wasn't on.
It really, really, really is.
We're really, really, really sure now.