Month: January 2023

  • S7E5. The Oats Don’t Lie

    It is rumoured that Shakira wrote her global smash hit single after being inspired by a perfect bowl of oats.

    The, now infamous, story goes that Shakira was so moved by the oats that she demanded a harp was bought to the table so she could express her joy and appreciation through music. Upon completion of the song; she triumphantly held her bowl of half eaten oats aloft and shouted to the stars, "Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?!"

    Absolutely none of that is true.

    How and why does this relate to book of seven War and Peace? We hear you scream!

    There's only one way to find out...

  • S7E4. Do You Bala-Like It?

    You know the old saying: Hunt hard, play hard. And boy have we hunted hard.

    Drop your crop, hang your horn, and swap your hunting knife for an eating knife, because the hunt is over and it's time to party like it's 1799 all over again.

    We've got incredible new food stuffs, so much alcohol it would make Count Rostov blush, as well as some of the country's hottest open mic acts - all of it in Russia's most secretive, fresh, and diplomat new venue. It's party time.

  • S7E3. He’s Not My Uncle

    Since the beginning of time there have been rivalries that have transcended the generations:

    • Cats and dogs
    • Sliced bread and non sliced bread 
    • Red or white wine 

    And many more!

    It's time for a new rivalry. 

    Can any living being catch hares better than Digital Susan?

    Everything is on the line. 


    And they're off!