Month: June 2023
Slugs: the familiar garden beastie known for their gelatinous trails, unsightly appearance and voracious love of salad.
19th century Russian slugs were a little different - around 6ft tall they were known to roam in pairs, using their incredible influence and good looks to lure unsuspecting victims into questionable slime related situations.
Today we’re going inside the slimy mind of Moscow’s biggest, most prolific slug and his equally sluggy sidekick.
They'll be slugging their way around town covering everything in their path in deplorable, upsetting, slime, and we’ll be asking some crucial questions: What do slugs think? What do they want? If they get their slimy hands on you, is there any escape?
Why does the Devil have a saucepan son and why are they dancing? What's wrong with the King's arms? Why is he also dancing? Why is their world made entirely of cardboard?
I wish we could answer those questions but unfortunately we just have more: why is the audience slowly getting naked, why is everyone screaming, will Natasha - or for that fact anyone - ever be happy again?
We're off to the Opera!
It's all over when the Devil breakdances.