The name's Jimbo, Jimbo Secretan, Her Magesty's Ornothologist and best gambler in Britain.
Yes that's right it's time for the final special episode of Season 7 - this time it's a matter of national importance and there's only one man fit for the job.
He likes to drink heavily, smoke like a trumpet, and by gosh can he gamble his way out of a corner. The stakes have never been higher, the ties have never been blacker, and the plans have never been smarter than with James 'Jimbo' Bond in Ian Flemming's first Bond book 'Casino Royale'.
Grab a glass of pure vodka containing a small olive or other vegetable of your choosing, and join us for an adventure that simply must be destroyed after listening.
Join us for this incredibly special centenary episode of WAPIN7 - an unbelivable milestone for us, you, Tolstoy and surprisingly the animals of London Zoo.
Chosen by our Patrons, the Zoo is of course the obvious place to go for this commemerative, likely collectable, episode and it's the natural venue to host a quiz about War and Peace. We've got all the animals you might expect in a good quiz plus a few more: lions, gorillas, pigs, smurfs, snails, turtles, ants and even cows.
Good luck in the quiz and thank you for listening and supporting the show, we love it, we love you - here's to the next 100 episodes!
GHOSTS, WITCHES, CLOWNS, BEARS as well as the HUMAN BEAN - we've got it all this week, served alongside a healthy dose of kissing and the dark arts.
You didn't expect it, we certainly didn't expect it, but yes - it's the end (already!) of this Book.
Dry your tears, put your toys back in the pram, and join us for this bumper episode to say sayonara to Book 7, just like Tolstoy would have wanted.
It is rumoured that Shakira wrote her global smash hit single after being inspired by a perfect bowl of oats.
The, now infamous, story goes that Shakira was so moved by the oats that she demanded a harp was bought to the table so she could express her joy and appreciation through music. Upon completion of the song; she triumphantly held her bowl of half eaten oats aloft and shouted to the stars, "Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?!"
Absolutely none of that is true.
How and why does this relate to book of seven War and Peace? We hear you scream!
There's only one way to find out...
You know the old saying: Hunt hard, play hard. And boy have we hunted hard.
Drop your crop, hang your horn, and swap your hunting knife for an eating knife, because the hunt is over and it's time to party like it's 1799 all over again.
We've got incredible new food stuffs, so much alcohol it would make Count Rostov blush, as well as some of the country's hottest open mic acts - all of it in Russia's most secretive, fresh, and diplomat new venue. It's party time.
Since the beginning of time there have been rivalries that have transcended the generations:
- Cats and dogs
- Sliced bread and non sliced bread
- Red or white wine
And many more!
It's time for a new rivalry.
Can any living being catch hares better than Digital Susan?
Everything is on the line.
And they're off!
It's an age old question: How many dogs would a good dog dog if a good dog could dog dogs?
Is 5 dogs the right answer? 50? Would 5000 dogs be a good number of dogs to involve?
Tolstoy wasn't afraid of asking the hard questions, and neither are we.
So down a pint of your best brandy, rename your favourite horse and join us this week as we go on the hunt for answers to some of the world's most pressing and urgent questions.
One is the epic and unforgettable adventure of a talking bulldog, a talking golden retriever and presumably a talking cat and the other; a tale of a soldier's rather forgettable journey home to fix his family's financial mess.
Which is which?!
There's only one way to find out...
Onwards to BOOK 7!
We've got questions on hands, talking golden Smurf trees, archaic ultra-complicated temperature scales, bad calendars, pirate ships and somehow even a Jazz pianist. What links them all?
Book 6 of War and Peace.
Are you ready to put your WAP knowledge to the ultimate test?
It's time to end season 6 on a big quiz bang.
*CUE GAMESHOW MUSIC
Forks, Washington gets 110 inches of rain, on average, per year. The US average is 38 inches of rain per year.
A lot of rain to wash away your sins... Perhaps; perhaps indeed.
Forks averages 7 inches of snow per year. The US average is 28 inches of snow per year.
Why doesn't the rain want to turn into snow? Spooky. Very spooky indeed...
On average, there are 131 sunny days per year in Forks. The US average is 205 sunny days.
What is the sun so scared of? What mystical and deeply emotional beings are hiding in the shadows?
There's only one way to find out.
Time to get into the big red truck and find out why Twilight is the best and worst book series of all time.