Month: November 2021
What happens when you take a boring old monkey paw, fill it with magical evilness and exactly three wishes, and give it to an unsuspecting family who like playing chess and listening to the wind?
Will they wish for world peace?
Will they wish for the world's best clown?
Will they wish for more paws?
There's only one way to find out...
"Monkey Paw, I wish for a special episode of WAPIN7 summarising ALL of the Monkey's Paw!"
*WISH GRANTING SOUNDS
**Also some wind sounds
You've finished book 4 of the greatest book of all time!
You're feeling proud, brave and completely diplomat. You howl with pride. Howl like a recently cursed werewolf singing his heart out at the clavichord. Just as you reach the crescendo of your happy wolf song it dawns on you... Do I actually remember anything?
Well do you?!
It's quiz time!
We've got questions about 13th century personal pronouns, shopping lists, Russian Emperors, Ham, Hands, Money, Mums and of course Smurfs.
There's only one thing left to do.
*CUE GAMESHOW MUSIC
0 - 9 = Alexander III
10 - 20 = Alexander II
Over 20 = The most perfect handsome man of all time: Alexander I