Recent Episodes

• 30 November 2023Episodes

  S8E12. Special: Winnie-the-Pooh And Some Bees

  What do you get when you mix the 'wrong type' of bees, a sentient half-dressed bear with a penchant for honey and a child with a gun and a really really nice balloon?

  Why, you get the Season 8 special book episode of WAPIN7, is what you get!

  And probably an extremely serious concussion which would require immediate medical attention.

  Onwards!

  To Ashford Forest in East Sussex - to be precise.

• 30 November 2023Episodes

  S8E11. Book 8 Catch-up Quiz!

  It's time for the Season 8 Catch-Up Quiz and boy do we have some questions for you!

  There are pictures of comets, AI-generated nightmare art, varying degrees of slug speed accuracy and of course a question about the Smurfs. How does this all link to book 8 of War and Peace?

  There's only one way to find out...

  Onwards!

  *Cue Gameshow Music

• 17 August 2023Episodes

  S8E10. Comet-ment Issues – Book 8 Finale!

  The time has finally come - the end of another book is upon us.

  Gather round slugs, worms, maggots and humans young,  old and slimy as we seamlessly complete character arcs, wrap up storylines, culminate journeys literal and figurative, and generally tie up loose ends in this decisive season finale.

  The slug square is positively quivering with anticipation, and so should you be too.

   Here's to one more book, and many more to come!

• 3 August 2023Episodes

  S8E9. One Side of the Square is a Slug

  What happens when you add one more side to a love triangle? What happens when one of those sides is an actual slug? A slug who was hell-bent on abducting one of the sides of the square!

  We promise you this all makes perfect sense. Maybe pour yourself a long drink a take a good slug...

• 21 July 2023Episodes

  S8E8. Two Ducks, a Slug, and a Naked Priest

  Incredibly attractive as they may be, slugs are typically not known for their speed or for their clever plans.

  Today that all changes. Prepare to meet the slug who has it all… great looks, sure (like all slugs), but also an incredible mensa level planning intellect, and exclusive access to the fastest transport system this side of Prussia.

  He's got everything he needs, except for one thing - a slug bride, but today that all could be about to change.

• 7 July 2023Episodes

  S8E7. I kissed a Slug and I Liked It!

  I kissed a slug, and I liked it
  Taste of its slime… surprising
  I kissed a slug, just to try it
  I hope my fiance don't mind it

  It felt so wrong, it felt so right
  Don't mean I'm a gastropod tonight
  I smooched a slug and I liked it
  (I liked it)

• 22 June 2023Episodes

  S8E6. One Side of the Triangle is a Worm

  Slugs: the familiar garden beastie known for their gelatinous trails, unsightly appearance and voracious love of salad.

  19th century Russian slugs were a little different - around 6ft tall they were known to roam in pairs, using their incredible influence and good looks to lure unsuspecting victims into questionable slime related situations.

  Today we’re going inside the slimy mind of Moscow’s biggest, most prolific slug and his equally sluggy sidekick.

  They'll be slugging their way around town covering everything in their path in deplorable, upsetting, slime, and we’ll be asking some crucial questions: What do slugs think? What do they want? If they get their slimy hands on you, is there any escape?

• 8 June 2023Episodes

  S8E5. The Devil, Some Cardboard, And His Saucepan Son

  Why does the Devil have a saucepan son and why are they dancing? What's wrong with the King's arms? Why is he also dancing? Why is their world made entirely of cardboard?

  I wish we could answer those questions but unfortunately we just have more: why is the audience slowly getting naked, why is everyone screaming, will Natasha - or for that fact anyone - ever be happy again?

  We're off to the Opera!

  It's all over when the Devil breakdances.

• 25 May 2023Episodes

  S8E4. The Sauce of Sadness

  If we want to understand why pure, inescapable sadness has descended on what was once a happy, albeit somewhat violent and troubling book, we must go back in time.

  Way, way, way back, all the way to Book 7 and ask ourselves some hard questions - what went wrong? Is anyone to blame? Could over indulgence of sauce or other condiments possibly be the culprit?

  Everything on the table this week, even the sauces, as we go deep into the bottle of sadness to find out just how we got here and how the heck we might get out.

• 11 May 2023Episodes

  S8E03. Sad, Marry, Avoid?

  Sure, being sad is sad. We can't deny it. It feels bad, it feels really quite sad in fact.

  But what if the only way to conquer sadness is to be even more sad? What if you could have so much sadness that sadness itself would become sad and spit you out?

  It's a bold idea, sadness would never expect that.

  Join us this week as we try once again to vanquish sadness in the only way left, by flipping the whole damn sad town on its head and sadding things up until the sadness falls right out. It's big, it's bold, it's sad, it's WAPIN7 Book 8.