53. Boris Wonka and The Chocolate Barracks

Oompa loompa doompety doo
We’ve got a perfect chapter for you
Oompa loompa doompety doris
This one is sort of all about Boris

What do you get when you want a sweet job?
Stories of Emperor’s dropping their stuff
Who is the short man shifty as hell?
Standing and staring, run but don’t yell!

We don’t like the look of it