50. Treachery At The Clavichord

Dearest Listener,

You are cordially invited to the 1805 FATHER OF THE YEAR awards, recognising some of the most incredible, selfless and thoughtful fathering from the past twelve months. 

Taking place at the famous Sad Mansion, this year’s gala will be an unforgettable event – with catering from the renowned McTurtle Food Corp™, music from the triple platinum Gravy Boaters, plus of course the incredibly moving stories from our Father Of The Year Nominees:

  • Prince Vasíli Kurágin – Proud father to three lovely children, Vasíli has spent the year bravely marrying them off for huge amounts of money. His hobbies include riding Disney Land’s Dingo Mountain and money. 
  • Prince Nicholas Andreevich ‘Nasty Nick’ Bolkónski – A decorated army general, bespoke snuff box maker, author, scholar and mathematician, Nick really is the model father to his two wonderful children. Hobbies include powdering wigs and expressing himself with his nose.
  • Tikhon – The world famous circus performer turned PA, he is the bookies’ favourite despite not having any children.

Whoever wins it promises to be an absolutely unmissable event, so you really should not miss it. 

With anticipation,
Will & Steve