36. Grapes of Wrath

You know the feeling – you’ve got half a dozen flat screen TVs strapped to your horse, a sack of bargain quinoa on your back, and a massive smile on your face – you absolutely smashed Black Friday and now you’re on your way home for a relaxing beef tea.

That’s when you stop. Your eyes go wide. Darren lets out an uneasy snort.

As 12 TVs fall to the floor, and quinoa fills the street you realise you’ve made a huge mistake: you’ve completely forgotten to buy grapes, and it could mean the end of everything.

You turn around, in the distance are the burning shops and discount-crazed mob you thought you had escaped. Sword in hand, you go back.