23. It Really Is Unction Time!

Remember that letter? Whomever possess it will be rewarded more serfs and rubbles than is even possible to calculate. Trust us, we tried and the numbers got so high we just sort of stopped.

Well, it’s back and someone wants it. Surely no one would have the gaul to pull off the letter heist of the century during your first ever Unction?!

Dust off your Persian wall rugs, pour yourself a cup of steaming beef tea and get ready. It really is Unction time. We promise.