71. Parlay With The Pirate King – Book 5 Begins!

Ahoy me hearties! What better way to start Book 5 than with an old sea shanty!

One sad man in a very sad place
Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka
Enter the Pirate King with a large round face
Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka

Who is the Pirate King? What does he want? Why is he yelling? Why does he only eat tiny bits of sugar?

There’s only one way to find out…

It be time to walk the plank!