62. Time For Toast

Dear Listener,

You are cordially invited to an evening of fine dining, amusements, and powerful dancing at The English Club.

In attendance will be one SPECIAL GUEST plus Russia’s oldest and wealthiest men, and of course me, the sauciest boy in town Count ‘Sauce guy’ Rostov. Truly it is not to be missed.

Over 18 delightful courses we will travel the culinary world, consuming everything from chicken chins to sterlet shins. The official sauce of the party is ‘mayonnaise’ so please dress appropriately.

I look forward to your reply from the bottom of my sauce pot.

Sincaucely,

Saucey saucey Count Rostov